New House New Mortgage ~ Ornament
$9.99
Shipping calculated at checkout.
Size
Happiness Guaranteed ~ 30-Day Returns
For People Who Celebrate Tuesday
Ships Fast from USA
Description
New House New Mortgage ~ Thirty Years of Questionable Choices Ahead
You signed four hundred pages, handed over your savings, and received a set of keys and a lifetime of yard work. Kelsey thinks homeownership is one of the bravest decisions a person can make, and also one of the funniest.
- Housewarming Gift That Gets a Laugh: Skip the candle and give the new homeowner something they will actually enjoy.
- First Home Humor: Perfect for the couple who just learned what a sump pump is and why it matters.
- From the Realtor or the Relatives: A great closing-day gift from anyone who watched the process and survived it.
Party favors usually end up in a drawer. This one ends up on the tree. Round, in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches, with its hanging string and a simple damp-cloth clean.
