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New House New Mortgage ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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New House New Mortgage ~ Thirty Years of Questionable Choices Ahead

You signed four hundred pages, handed over your savings, and received a set of keys and a lifetime of yard work. Kelsey thinks homeownership is one of the bravest decisions a person can make, and also one of the funniest.

  • Housewarming Gift That Gets a Laugh: Skip the candle and give the new homeowner something they will actually enjoy.
  • First Home Humor: Perfect for the couple who just learned what a sump pump is and why it matters.
  • From the Realtor or the Relatives: A great closing-day gift from anyone who watched the process and survived it.