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My Calendar Is Now a Work of Fiction ~ Heavy Blend Hoodie

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My Calendar Is Now a Work of Fiction ~ Every Appointment Is Optional

Forty years of meetings, deadlines, and please-advise emails, and now the only thing penciled in is maybe. Kelsey thinks a calendar with nothing real on it is the best retirement gift a person can receive, and this one celebrates exactly that.

  • Retirement Party Favorite: Hand it over at the farewell lunch and watch the retiree laugh harder than they did at the speeches.
  • From the Spouse: Perfect from the partner who already knows those lunch plans are the only things that will stick.
  • Coworkers Chip In: The whole department can sign the card and give the one gift that actually gets used.


The after-party is always cozier in a hoodie, and Kelsey's dog agrees ~ this Gildan Heavy Blend hoodie brings soft cotton-poly fleece, a double-lined hood, a front pouch for confetti emergencies and ribbed cuffs, made for late-night sparklers, tailgates and the walk home from the wedding reception