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My Calendar Is Now a Work of Fiction ~ Comfort Colors Long Sleeve Tee

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My Calendar Is Now a Work of Fiction ~ Every Appointment Is Optional

Forty years of meetings, deadlines, and please-advise emails, and now the only thing penciled in is maybe. Kelsey thinks a calendar with nothing real on it is the best retirement gift a person can receive, and this one celebrates exactly that.

  • Retirement Party Favorite: Hand it over at the farewell lunch and watch the retiree laugh harder than they did at the speeches.
  • From the Spouse: Perfect from the partner who already knows those lunch plans are the only things that will stick.
  • Coworkers Chip In: The whole department can sign the card and give the one gift that actually gets used.


Kelsey has a rule ~ if there is cake, there is a party, and if there is a party, the long sleeves come out once the sun goes down ~ this Comfort Colors long sleeve tee is soft garment-dyed ring-spun cotton with a relaxed fit and sleeves to the wrist, sizes S through 3XL, ready for backyard birthdays, bonfire bashes and every reason to celebrate