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My Age Varies ~ Ornament

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My Age Varies ~ The Number Wobbles, the Wants Never Do

Ask her age and you get a different answer depending on the room, the lighting and whether a bouncer is checking IDs. Ask what she wants for her birthday and she has a numbered list ready, with links. This one is for the friend who is flexible on years and firm on presents.

  • Answer Ready: Perfect for the coworker who keeps guessing and the aunt who keeps asking.
  • List Lady: Hand it over to the friend who sends her wish list in October for a March birthday.
  • Squad Laugh: Every friend who has seen the spreadsheet will lose it at the party.


A small thing that says I remembered. Pick ceramic (3 inches) or aluminum (3.6 inches), hang it with the string it comes with, and wipe it with a damp cloth when the confetti finds it.