My Age Varies ~ Garment Dyed Crewneck
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My Age Varies ~ The Number Wobbles, the Wants Never Do
Ask her age and you get a different answer depending on the room, the lighting and whether a bouncer is checking IDs. Ask what she wants for her birthday and she has a numbered list ready, with links. This one is for the friend who is flexible on years and firm on presents.
- Answer Ready: Perfect for the coworker who keeps guessing and the aunt who keeps asking.
- List Lady: Hand it over to the friend who sends her wish list in October for a March birthday.
- Squad Laugh: Every friend who has seen the spreadsheet will lose it at the party.
Every celebration needs a comfy outfit for the morning after ~ this Comfort Colors garment-dyed crewneck has a cotton face over soft fleece, a relaxed fit with a rolled-forward shoulder and that broken-in feel from the first wear, perfect for gift opening, leftover cake breakfasts and the group photo nobody planned



