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More Candles Fewer Scandals ~ Comfort Colors Tee

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More Candles Fewer Scandals ~ Older, Wiser, Mostly Behaved

There was a phase, and the group chat has screenshots. Now the goal is simple: more birthdays and fewer stories that start with you will not believe what happened. This is for the friend who has fully retired from drama and kept the sense of humor.

  • Reformed Wild Child: A grin for the friend who used to close the bar and now closes the book club.
  • Milestone Joke: Great for a 40th or 50th where the old stories come out during the toast.
  • Family Peace: Just right for the relative who promises this year's party will be calm, honestly.