Frankly I Only Came to Turn 34 ~ Comfort Colors Tee

Thirty-Four, Attendance Optional

You showed up, you blew out the candle, you have already located your coat. Thirty-four is the first birthday where leaving early feels like a gift to yourself. Frankly, well played.

• Introvert Birthday Gift: For the one who loves the people and leaves at 9:15 sharp.
• Friend Group Favorite: Perfect for whoever always has 'an early morning' on their birthday.
• Honest and Brief: It says the quiet part everyone was already thinking.