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Fear the Birthday Girl ~ Ornament

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Fear the Birthday Girl ~ She Has a Plan and a Guest List

Cross her on any other day and you get a polite smile. Cross her on her birthday and you get the full force of a woman who has been waiting all year for this. This is for the fierce friend who claims her day loudly and takes no notes from anyone.

  • Fierce Friend: A bold pick for the birthday girl who walks in like she owns the restaurant.
  • Fair Warning: Let the coworkers know in advance that cake is expected and silence is unacceptable.
  • Squad Leader: Great for the friend who runs the birthday crew with a clipboard and a smile.


Tie it to the gift and the bow has competition. Choose ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches; it comes with a hanging string and only ever needs a damp cloth.