Engaged and Slightly Unhinged ~ Ornament

Engaged and Slightly Unhinged ~ The Spreadsheet Has Twelve Tabs

You said yes, and within forty-eight hours you had a color scheme, a guest list draft, and a very strong opinion about chair covers. Kelsey has watched this transformation happen to the calmest people she knows.

• Bride-to-Be Gift: Perfect for the friend whose group chat has become a wedding planning war room.
• Engagement Party Favorite: Give it early, before the venue hunt turns the unhinged part into a documentary.
• Groom Edition Works Too: Plenty of grooms have a twelve-tab spreadsheet and deserve the same honest humor.

For the friend who turns every milestone into a whole event. The ornament comes in ceramic at 3 inches or aluminum at 3.6 inches with its hanging string, and it stays bright with a quick damp-cloth wipe.