85 Throttle Open, Hat Long Gone ~ Men's Birthday Tee
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Throttle Open, Hat Long Gone ~ He Was Never Going Back for It
Somewhere on a lake in 1958 a good hat went overboard and he did not slow down to get it. At 85 that is still the whole philosophy. For the grandpa who drives the boat, picks the speed and lets everybody else hold onto their sunglasses.
- Lake House Birthday: Hand it over at the dock party, before he heads back out.
- Grandkids' Tribute: From the ones who learned to swim by being tossed off the back of his boat, lovingly.
- Born in 1941: The year is the only thing about him that ever sat still.



