84 More Candles Than the Cake Can Hold ~ Women's Birthday Tee

More Candles Than the Cake Can Hold ~ Bring a Second Cake

Eighty-four candles is a fire code situation, and she knows it. The family debates the shortcut set every year, and every year she votes full set, bigger cake. For the woman who has never blown them all out in one breath and never once cared.

• Cake Committee: The grandkids who get stuck lighting candle sixty onward will want to be in this photo.
• Party at the House: Made for the kitchen table where the frosting always ends up on somebody's sleeve.
• Born in 1942: She was a wartime baby and she will tell you the year without flinching.