67 Supervises the Street From the Porch ~ Men's Birthday Tee

Supervises the Street From the Porch ~ Sixty-Seven Has the Block Covered

He knows who got a new truck, whose kid is home from college and exactly when the mail comes. Nobody asked him to run the street, but at 67 he does, with a coffee and a dog who agrees. He waves at every car and judges most of them.

• Retirement Routine: The dad whose morning shift starts on the front step and ends at lunch.
• From the Neighbors: The cul-de-sac could chip in, since he is the only security they ever needed.
• Porch Party: Hold his 67th right where he sits so nobody has to move him.