61 Captain of a Very Small Boat ~ Men's Birthday Tee

Captain of a Very Small Boat ~ 61 Runs a Tight Ship for Two

It seats three if everyone is polite and he calls it the fleet. Sixty-one has a trailer, a lake pass and a launch routine nobody is allowed to help with. For the man whose kingdom is fourteen feet long and whose grandkids call him a sea captain, which he does not correct.

• Lake Birthday: Hand it to him on the dock while he explains the knot.
• First Mate Wife: She holds the rope, hands him the sunscreen and lets him lead.
• Grandkid Crew: The little ones who get the captain's hat speech present it on board.